Woefully Inconsistent Delusions of Adequacy

I am hoping to baffle and illuminate (potentially at the same time).

Giraffes? Giraffes
Fri Apr 3

Heard round the track

  • Super fast 800 runner: You guys are totally getting married.
  • Me: No. That will never happen.
  • Super fast 800 runner: No you will, and you are going to have kids.
  • Fellow coach: Nope. Not even a bit.
  • Super fast 800 runner: But before you make babies, you have to make guacamole and stuff.