Woefully Inconsistent Delusions of Adequacy

I am hoping to baffle and illuminate (potentially at the same time).

Giraffes? Giraffes
Wed Sep 9

I love Karin Andersson, but seriously, this video will add to the myriad of f-ed up dreams I have been having lately.

Fri Aug 28
Insipid, chattery, catch-phrase blathering life.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/8/25schmidt.html

McSweeney’s (p.s. Matt I didn’t realize you had already posted this).

Mon Aug 24
I want this shirt. Really.

I want this shirt. Really.

Fri Aug 21
Thu Aug 20
I f-ing love you. No really.

I f-ing love you. No really.

Spoilers I’ve Delivered To English Lit Majors.

BY WAYNE GLADSTONE

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Godot never comes.

Bartleby is a lot like humanity in his preferring not to.

Peyton Farquhar sure has an active imagination at Owl Creek.

Your close reading skills and knowledge of symbolism will not be rewarded in your job as a lawyer or coffee barista.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Tue Aug 18
Gingersnaps
You’re in some scene − under an awning outside a café for a friend while it’s raining, say; or perhaps you’re sitting at the kitchen table after dinner, reading on your laptop; then again, maybe you’re standing at the train station one evening, awaiting the arrival of the 8:07 − and it’s a fair situation, comfortable enough, nothing special. Then imagine the same scene, except someone gave you a gingersnap. Boom − everything is better, everything is sharper and more poignant. That’s what gingersnaps add. We recommend them.
McSweeney’s
Mon Aug 17
Fri Aug 7